Dooture.com » Office http://www.dooture.com Hating the cubicle Thu, 11 Jun 2009 17:30:53 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.1 en hourly 1 Shoot Myself In the Head http://www.dooture.com/2008/11/shoot-myself-in-the-head/ http://www.dooture.com/2008/11/shoot-myself-in-the-head/#comments Mon, 17 Nov 2008 17:46:58 +0000 dooture http://www.dooture.com/?p=9 When I am at work sitting at my desk, I hear my loud co-workers and the other annoying sounds around me, and I want to shoot myself in the head.

]]> http://www.dooture.com/2008/11/shoot-myself-in-the-head/feed/ 0 Office Party Pt. 1 http://www.dooture.com/2008/11/office-party-pt-1/ http://www.dooture.com/2008/11/office-party-pt-1/#comments Sun, 16 Nov 2008 20:41:06 +0000 dooture http://www.dooture.com/?p=4 The question is what should I bring to the T’giving potluck. The answer is to find a dish that tells others,

“I did not come from the grocery store bakery or deli. My ingredients did not come pre-mixed in a box. That makes my cook a better person than you. The dish you brought says that you are a person who has decided to spend all of your time either at work or rearing your snotty babies and crooked teenagers.  Oh by the way, your children will grow up to hate you.”

It’s a complex set of criteria.

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